Gluton

1. The cousin to proton. 2. The amount of weed it takes to smoke in order to want to form a band.

I just smoked a gluton, let's form a band!

by sugarplops December 30, 2011

Glutiful

When a person's glutes are in perfectly rounded and toned symmetry for their body type. Glutes that enhance a person's self-body image.

She loves the way her glutes look in lacy lingerie. "I feel so glutiful!"

Her love says,"I hate to see her leave, but I love to watch her go!"

by Russell Fit July 14, 2016

glutenized

Someone who goes to a restaurant, orders a gluten free hamburger & it comes out with a normal bun & eats it. Fuckkk! I've been glutenized!

I just ate that regular bun, now I'm glutenized!

by spartanprop October 4, 2017

gluten free lightning

gay

I am gluten free lightning, I'm gay.

by jinremlil November 12, 2019

Glutton for Punishment

A person who keeps going back for more bad things

She wanted to order her daughter a Virginia Tech gnome from Amazon, but they sent one in rival University of Virginia colors. She ordered three more times from the same store thinking that they might eventually send one in maroon and orange, but no luck. Maureen was a glutton for punishment.

by Eladicart February 19, 2020

Gluteocubital Discernment Deficit (GCDD)

A medical condition characterized by the victim's inability to tell his ass from his elbow.

Did Steve not read his last discharge instructions or is his Gluteocubital Discernment Deficit (GCDD) kicking in again?

by Zappin' Nap February 25, 2020

Glutso

A food obsessed skinny person that will eat any raw baked good

She is such a glutso she ate all the brownie batter

by Dankbrofun June 27, 2020