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Glomp

A guy who walks backwards and has a large penis.
Check out the glomp, it's huge.
by Howie Dewitt November 26, 2024
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that axolotsl are eagles.
Person 1: Are you a homo-sapiens who is addicted to knowing that axolotsl are eagles.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: George "Glomp" Washington: The First Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025
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Glomping

A two-person act where one person rips a hamster to death limb by limb, then shoves every disassembled piece of the hamster up their anus. Then, they squat over their partner’s face and push the hamster limbs out of their anus, into the partner’s mouth.
“Since when did u have a hamster dude?”
“Oh I actually have a few. I’m big into glomping nowadays.”
by Todd Kugel April 3, 2024
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jew glomp

The act in which anyone aggressively jumps on money.
Did you see that dude jew glomp that quarter?
by Anal_Assassin May 7, 2018
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glomp

glomping is simply rough oral sex. Similar to fellatio or cunnilingus in that it can be done to any gender.
Me and Jennifer totally got glomped last night together. Kyle is so good at glomping.
by spacedoggs July 20, 2018
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Glomp

The smacking noises your dog makes after eating cat poop out of the litter box.
Hey honey....oh God this dog is glomping, son of a bitch.
by Gargamelon March 9, 2025
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Glomp

An agressive, surprise, tackle hug.
I'm going to stalk the raccoon through the brush, a commando like, and glomp him
by Sarcia26 October 13, 2021
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