Glomp

a surprise hug from behind. when some one glomps you their giving you a surprise hug from behind c:

Boy: *Glomps (insert name here)*

by taytayluvr13 December 28, 2012

Glomp

An anime hug where one tackles the recipient while squeezing tightly

"Come over here and glomp me"

by Triforce64 July 31, 2018

Glomp

When you are shitting and it's so big when it hits the bowl the shock wave can be felt from the next room

OH My Glomp what was that noise

by Big glomper November 14, 2019

Glomp

The act of gripping YOUR own, or perhaps SOMEONE ELSES testicles. Mostly used in competition, to see who is more galoptical. If someone has more knowledge about glomping than others they are considered galogical and can help others understand glompings and make them become the galogical.

dude my friend jason, he was glomping all over gripping his nuts harder than my penis exploding machine

by Viper Howdivile March 30, 2025

George "Glomp" Washington: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that axolotsl are eagles.

Person 1: Are you a homo-sapiens who is addicted to knowing that axolotsl are eagles.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: George "Glomp" Washington: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025

glomp

glomping is simply rough oral sex. Similar to fellatio or cunnilingus in that it can be done to any gender.

Me and Jennifer totally got glomped last night together. Kyle is so good at glomping.

by spacedoggs July 20, 2018

Glomping

A two-person act where one person rips a hamster to death limb by limb, then shoves every disassembled piece of the hamster up their anus. Then, they squat over their partner’s face and push the hamster limbs out of their anus, into the partner’s mouth.

“Since when did u have a hamster dude?”
“Oh I actually have a few. I’m big into glomping nowadays.”

by Todd Kugel April 3, 2024