girlfriend

A weapon, usually a gun. Refer to your "girlfriend" before a fight and watch your enemy falter. By calling your weapon your girlfriend, you are indicating that you are so fucking crazy you think you have an intimate, loving, even sexual relationship with your weapon and cherish it and will kill anyone who messes with it. Thus, it implies a love for fighting and getting buckwild on cowards.

Never leave me baby, I'm paranoid
Sleepin with you loaded by my bedside, crazy
Jealous when you hang with the fellas, I wait patiently alone
Anticipating for the moment you come home
I'm waitin by the phone this is true love, I can feel it
Had a lot of women in my bed, but you the realest
So if you ever need me call, I'll be there through it all
You're the reason I can stand tall, me and my girlfriend

Q: Why the hell did Pac wait by the phone for his gun to call him?
A: SEE WHAT I MEAN IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A WILD ASS KILLA

by hold me down baby witness the power October 08, 2005

Girlfriend

A best friend you can be VERY gay with.

My girlfriend Isabella is making me gayer every single day.

by jenelleybean February 01, 2018

Girlfriend

Someone who expects you to get anything for them even if it costs over $100K

Leo's Girlfriend: Hey can you get me that ring?
Leo: Sorry it's to much
Leo's Girlfriend: Okay. I'll just break up with you

by LoweredUniform January 20, 2023

Girlfriend

A female friend who has sex with you

I sex with my sexy girlfriend every day.

by beluga the suzzi cat November 13, 2022

Girlfriend

Something that everyone wants, but few get.

I will never get a Girlfriend, because I'm a nerd and no one likes that! ):

by big _brain_me January 25, 2022

No GirlFriend

IT MEANS U DON'T HAVE A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND AND YOUR A Virgin}

No girlfriends boi

by UrMomIsAHoe May 02, 2019

girlfriending

verb: the act of treating a girl you're dating as your girlfriend in public. This girl is often confused by these actions and is lead to believe that she is "different" from the other women you are dating. Behavior commonly displayed during girlfriending include: constantly holding hands giving her kisses when she's said something cute, and and leading her around the bar by her hand.

Guy 1 "That mandi chick just asked me to go meet her parents this weekend. WTF?"

Guy 2 "Dude, you were girlfriending her all last night at the bar. You introduced her as 'My partner in crime' to everyone."

Guy 2 "SHIT!"

by Sexy_Librarian February 08, 2010