Girdle

Must be rustically stained yellow to look aged,toilet paper hanging out,crotchless,distinct smell of fish and urine mixed in with car air freshner or possibly cheap end of line body spray from all good pound shops.

"my girdle is not dirty,It was yellow when I got it."

"I dropped my mug of tea on myself while I was snoring and the girdle got the brunt of it."

by I went to a fish market and all i got was this lou September 29, 2003

Ginder

A person who fits most of the following:
1) Has knight age look, and would look fit to wear chain mail.
2) Wears rings on fingers
3) Writes poetry

"this poetry test is ginder."
"Rohmann is Ginder"

by Fabian Mclaren May 13, 2004

Grindle

A person that causes annoyance and frustration

Eurgh you’re such a grindle bum!

by Puff dragon November 5, 2018

Squirty girdle

A sexual act in wich a woman takes a large amount of laxitives and empties her bowels into a skin tight girdle until it over flows and squirts our onto their sexual partner.

“Dude you let her give you a squirty girdle?!”

by Somniphobia_- November 30, 2022

Grindle

An incredibly attractive guy that gives himself completely to the one he loves. His caring is only surpassed by his sexual stamina.

He’s a Grindle if a guy.

by DyingTryin June 10, 2018

fat'n'girdle

two women fighting, so fast that they're just a blur

those girls were wailin' on each other so hard and fast that all you could see was fat'n'girdle

by fleenster August 11, 2006

slack ma girdle

slang for "suck my dick"

background information: This term was coined in Charleston, Illinois in the mid nineties by the local physics club at Eastern Illinois University. nobody knows exactly why, but the term is still in widespread use today at EIU.

Monica: Do you want me to collate that for you Mr. President?
Bill: Hey bitch slack ma girdle!

by Shane and Roy November 8, 2007