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Inventing Gibberish

Verb.

When you think of such a good word or phrase and no one else thinks its good, but you ask Urban Dictionary to add it and they approve.
Alec: Bro, Kelly called me stupid so I called her a 'gir-ass' (like a giraffe) and everybody was laughing and saying it was stupid but it just blew up on Urban.

Gene: Stop inventing Gibberish.
by finnrmyman November 2, 2022
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Dawn-gibberer

Some people can suffer from verbal diarrhoea. Others still can be referred to as a morning person. Combine these afflictions in a lab while trying to find a cure, and you will have yourself a Dawn-gibberer.

A Dawn-gibberer seems to talk either at random or along an unceasing tangent without mercy and despite signals indicating sufferance from hapless and/or occupied listeners, who are trying instead to muster at least a modicum of interest. The Dawn-gibberer's activities are definatively prominent during the first few hours of the morning, when other human beings are still trying to wake up, and therefore cannot functionally engage in nor fully understand a steady stream of disconnected ramblings.

Like an excorcist for the possessed, when faced with the verbal vomit of the Dawn-gibberer - it's head spinning and muttering - find yourself someone proficient in multitasking to feign interest and save your people.
Steve donned an armor of indifference, armed himself with caffeine, and valiantly walked into his office in order to face the evil Dawn-gibberer known to the villagers as Suzie.
by Danny K. June 30, 2007
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corn giblet

The small pieces of undigested corn that are visible post a rose butt experience
Fuck girl, I see your corn giblet on the end of my cock...
by Jimmy887222 February 18, 2017
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gobble my knob

1. Command- Perform oral sex upon me.

2. Taunt- similar to f*ck you. a sign of disrespect
1. Hey I'm feelin' horny, why don't you get on your knees and gobble my knob.

2. Hey buddy, if you don't like my attitude, you can gobble my knob.
by bonereater84@yahoo.com April 11, 2006
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Hop and Gobble

A term used to describe the sexual act of a woman having intercource on top and finshing the job with a hummer just before the man is about to cum.
I thought I was in love. But, I knew it when she gave me the Hop and Gobble.
by Demian June 16, 2004
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shit giblets

small turds that come out leaving you unsatisfied in the wiping process
Yo, look at the shit giblets I left in your mommas bathroom
by Jon Himself March 13, 2003
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Giblet nibbler

The act of playfully biting or licking a clitoris. Lesbians are masters of giblet nibbling. Usually results in screams or deep guttoral moans.
Casey almost made me squirt, he's an amazing giblet nibbler
by 2nd husband, master nibbler September 24, 2013
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