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guru

The Teacher

Guru is a learned man, He shares his knowledge and enlighten all ignorant and works for the mass uplifting of the society by imparting knowledge.
Sree Narayana Guru worked for the uplifting of the downtrodden.
Guru Nanak.
by Sarath R July 16, 2008
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Porn Guru

a person who is able to find the good porn on a website before it finishes loading.
Dave: Ok go!
Lance: Ok...uh..uh.. THERE!
Dave: Ew wtf dude. Shemale porn. Ew. FAIL! You are not the Porn Guru!
Lance: Haha. I dont care. The sites giving you a virus right now.
Dave: AW! FUCK YOU MAN!
Lance: PWN3D!
by Angrypig16 January 2, 2008
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Guru

Gurus: a frequent or favorite companion who causes extreme love and adoration in the heart of their admirer
- side effects may include emotional breakdowns, depression, sleep deprivation, spotty eating habits, weight loss, excessive distress, French sobbing noises, extra anxiety, sexual overload/sexual deprivation, /FOREVERALONE, and mild hysteria.
so about the guru... i have two options:

1. to suck it up and stop being a little bitch

2. leave her...
and the latter just won't happen any time and y'all said i should just leave her today? if only it were so easy! it's just so complex and she and i really do have good times mostmostmost of the time! <3
I love my guru!
by AgentQ January 18, 2011
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guru

One dope ass rapper- Gifted Unlimited Rhymes Universal......also a member of the duo Gangsarr (with Dj Premiere)
Guru quote:
.....Face bruised and battered/ eyes reflect agony of dreams dat wuz shattered......
Jazzmatazz vol. III.ft the roots.trk 7.
by Endo Allah( Nnaemeka Ajoku) December 9, 2003
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bumper sticker guru

someone who has witty and funny bumper stickers
Did you see Mary's bumper stickers? Yeah, she must be
a bumper sticker guru.
by vistaman May 3, 2008
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gurudwara

Worshiping place/mothership for Islam Ver 1.2 - Sikhs

Sikhs often use these as baits by hiding their terrorist gurus (guru bhindranwale bin laden)and then tempting your goverment to attack. After the attack, they will kill you prime minister (ref: Indira Gandhi) and ask for a seperate nation to be made of the ghetto in which they live.

Originally, gurudwaras used to come with a fuse, but not they are available with remote-detonation capability.

Very similar to mosques in architecture, but are white and have 300% more RDX.
Girl: Why is that gurudwara lying on the road?
Guy: Stay clear and inform the police, they want your govt to trip on it and declare civil war

Girl: Where do you come from, you sexy uber-muslim ultra-jehadi?
Guy: From da bronx that is rightfully Khalistan, bitch, and so iz yo house, we've lived in america long enough.

Girl: Who was to blame for 9/11
Guy: Sikhs, bitch, we did it with Canada-bound Kanisha flight 15 yrs before 9/11. Remember?
by Peter Nathan October 7, 2007
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Gurufateh

Gurufateh is kinda like what you would use for anything to make the pie whole, it just fits for anything, anytime and anywhere! (almost all ways fallowed by a round of ooohhhhing and awkward finger snapin *SNAPSNAPSNAP*).
1. bob: Hey! Who broke my vase?

Kim: Umm.... guru fateh!

2. H4X02: HahA yOu NoObZ /GOts T3h PwNd!

1337 N0O8 KlNg: Oh Yeha well at least im not gurufateh!!

H4X02: oH yOU ArE TeH rIgHt AgE!
by DoomAnaar July 15, 2009
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