get off my dick

can be used to replace: leave me alone, don't question my authority, shut up, or hello... or for any reason and thats why its funny

drink pussy...
get off my dick

why'd you break the fan?
get off my dick

why are you drunk at noon?
get off my dick

why are you coming back at 9am?
get off my dick

why would you throw a smoke bomb in your own room?
get off my dick

thats not a pirate flag, thats an american flag...you cant steal it
get off my dick

hello
get off my dick

happy easter!
get off my dick

pass the ketchup
get off my dick

what can i get you to drink?
get off my dick

by get off my dick May 18, 2007

get off my lawn

A tagline added to posts that reveal the author's age, which is higher than he/she would otherwise care to admit. It plays on the cliché of the elderly yelling at kids who trespass on their lawns.

"You've got it easy with broadband. When I got my first AOL account, I had a 14.4K modem that I paid $150 for. Now get off my lawn! :-)"

by RevWaldo August 02, 2008

mtv get off the air

A kick ass song that is by the dead kennedys. Also, a saying that has become quite popular.

MTV get off the air cuz you suck big penis.

by Im not a vegan March 04, 2005

Get off the Boat

To tell someone to get over something. To get over it.

Mark "I can't text you because it costs money."

Margie "It's only ten cents, get off the boat."

by Christa H June 09, 2006

get off my nuts

An expression used by a person who is feeling pressure in a social situation by either a specific individual or a group of people. This specific individual or group of people are usually trying to get the person who uses the expression to do something that they don't want to do.

"Every time I go home for the holidays my grandmother never fails to ask me about when I am going to settle down, get married, and have kids. I'd never say it out loud, but in my head I'm like 'get off my nuts grandma!'"

by NYLAsexbomb November 24, 2006

shit or get off the pot

Hurry up and make a decision. Usually used when some one is being really indecisive or is taking way to long to do something. Commonly refers to a decision where a commitment is evolved.

You've been engaged for 6 years, don't you think it's time you shit or get off the pot?

by jettafer30 November 15, 2005

get off my jock

leave me alone
dont speak to me
wow really?
honestly why dont u stfu

teacher: remy why dont you get off the computer
remy: why dont u get off my jock

by St. Remy Martin November 28, 2008