incoherent speech that sounds like a mix of baby talk and mumbling ( normally occurs in a drunken state)
by jefftkor March 04, 2011
by need a nap March 09, 2021
The act of cumming on your girls face and then scooping the Cum off with a spoon and feeding it to her. "Jeff gave her a gerber graduates."
by Steventyler23 January 01, 2016
He's an asshole. However, he's very caring and loving. If you're his friend he will stand by your side and let you know when you fucked up. Because of him being an asshole he dgaf about what anyone says or does. In terms of D&D he's a Chaotic Neutral. Be wary if you ever break his trust, he will never trust you again. He hates liers. He's pansexual and a switch. Do whatever you like around him, he probably wont give a fuck.
by That ass December 09, 2019
The Gerber scale of is a method of ranking attractiveness that ranges from 1-4
- 1: you wouldn’t hit that, and you don’t see why someone would
- 2: you wouldn’t hit that, but could see why someone would
- 3: you would hit, but could see why not
- 4: you definitely would hit, and do not see why anyone wouldn’t
- 1: you wouldn’t hit that, and you don’t see why someone would
- 2: you wouldn’t hit that, but could see why someone would
- 3: you would hit, but could see why not
- 4: you definitely would hit, and do not see why anyone wouldn’t
“Ayo my guy, i saw a girl at the gym who was a full-bodied 4 and I nearly blew my jorts”
“My guy you gotta be more careful throwing out perfect Gerber scale scores like that”
“My guy you gotta be more careful throwing out perfect Gerber scale scores like that”
by ImaPopAnyway September 24, 2022