gayken

Noun or verb.
Noun:One who is extremely anxious, enthusiastic, and passionate for gay sex. Inspired by Clay Aiken-like men who often engage in attention seeking activites such as karaoke, bowling, yoga, and interperative dance. A gaken can be identified by his use of eyeliner, skinny jeans, a "Hammas-style" checkered scarf, and a flare for drama. A gaken without sex can be extremely volative and prone to random public outbursts.
Verb: To display very sexual behavior in the hopes of recieving hot gay sex.

"I went to the bar last night 'cause I was aching for some gayken."
"I saw a gayken freaking out yesterday at Trader Joe's because they didn't have any soy milk."
"That dude might be gay. His dance moves scream gayken."
"I'm gayken for some Breedlovin."

by Regal Beagle Smeagol March 31, 2009

Gaylien Invasion

An unprecedented rise in the homosexual population. Coming to the surprise realization that someone who you presumed to be straight is actually gay.

- Hey you hear about Gaybriel coming out?

- Serious? Man I never would have suspected... what's with that recently-it's like a gaylien invasion or some shit...

by 2coulin August 28, 2010

gaylex

a fake rolex worn by branden

Branden:you guys look at my cool new rolex
Spencer:its more of a gaylex
All:ooohhhhhhhhh!!!!

by poop December 3, 2004

gaylemma

A situation where a gay man or woman is forced to choose between two important things.

I'm having a gaylemma right now: do I watch the Tonys or do I watch True Blood?

by P.O.L.E. June 15, 2010

Galenic Logic

Arguing a point to someone who is disagreeing with you yet not holding an opinion one way or the other and usually lacking the intelligence to argue in the first place.

Yeah and his galenic logic isn't helping

by Fnangu_Skxawng February 26, 2011

gallenberger

The Prince of Denmark, also known as a man who doesn't stop till the police arrive.

Hey man do you hear him giving her the gallenberger? Should we call the police?

by Ironsausage December 20, 2017

guylendria

She is one of the strongest people you will ever meet. She'll always make you cheer you up and make you laugh when your feeling down. Sure she can be stubborn at times but she is beautiful, loving, kind and an amazing person.

Guylendria is such a great person, not to mention how an awesome friend she is

by Josie Saltzman June 24, 2019