Airtight Granny

An older looking woman usually 50+ that is simultaneously plugged in all three holes.

Three boys, and one old lady equals an airtight granny.

by Jon Dutch January 26, 2004

Granny Dickens

Overly candid letter writers who reveal personal and/or demoralizing information in their uncensored diatribes

Tactless chroniclers who keep the family abreast on intimate topics

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

grab a granny night

social event frequented by more mature women milfs, supposedly on the lookout for casual sex

don't go to the club on a Thursday, it is grab a granny night

by Silver Granny August 16, 2006

Rapping Granny's

Old ladies who like to get down. Usually on tv or at a carnival.

Yo! Yo! Yo! We're the rapping granny's and we're to say... (etc.)

by Urban Dictionary October 17, 2008

ur granny tranny

The only insult that could slay a god

God: worship me
Sharron: stfu ur mum gay lol
God: ur dad lesbian
Sharron: fuck you ur granny tranny
God: *shrivels into ashes*

by BigBoyBillly March 11, 2018

Gandy Dancer

Homophobic slur frequently used by members of the alt right.

Did you see what Gary was wearing today? What a gandy dancer.

by Seigfreud September 28, 2019

granny porn

pornography where an elderly woman partakes in one or many sexual acts with a younger man, usually a blow job or missionary position

Wow, I had no idea that Duffy's grandma was in granny porn. What a slut.

by Jason Finner October 13, 2008