by Dingus Pete February 7, 2010
Get the Alec Guiness mug.Pornstar Guide
So you wanna be a pornstar okay I got you
Man: Must have a Big Dick, 7 inches and above, that's it, Body don't matter, Face don't matter cuz half the time they don't even fucking show it, 5 Law of Attraction doesn't apply here because only one of those things matters here, DICK
Women: Exist, yep its that easy, you ain't gotta be a model bitch, or get a bunch of plastic surgery or fillers and hit the gym or do any bullshit like that, you don't even have to wear fakeup to hide your ugly ass face, you can be a flat chested flat ass hoe or a landwhale (which they'll call a BBW lol wtf), if you have a vagina and can get fucked then guess what you can be a pornstar, It doesn't really matter there is categories for everything aight, so just exist and you'll get the job bitch
Bottom Line: Being a Pornstar is the easiest fucking thing in the world for both genders, and they don't deserve respect
So you wanna be a pornstar okay I got you
Man: Must have a Big Dick, 7 inches and above, that's it, Body don't matter, Face don't matter cuz half the time they don't even fucking show it, 5 Law of Attraction doesn't apply here because only one of those things matters here, DICK
Women: Exist, yep its that easy, you ain't gotta be a model bitch, or get a bunch of plastic surgery or fillers and hit the gym or do any bullshit like that, you don't even have to wear fakeup to hide your ugly ass face, you can be a flat chested flat ass hoe or a landwhale (which they'll call a BBW lol wtf), if you have a vagina and can get fucked then guess what you can be a pornstar, It doesn't really matter there is categories for everything aight, so just exist and you'll get the job bitch
Bottom Line: Being a Pornstar is the easiest fucking thing in the world for both genders, and they don't deserve respect
Women: You know I'm tired of my Job, ima be a pornstar
Women 2: But you're fat and flat chested somehow
Women: Well according to the pornstar guide all I need to do is show up and I'll get the job and get paid like a 100K
Man: I got a big dick why don't I just be a pornstar, according to the pornstar guide that's all I need, easiest sex in the world
Women 2: But you're fat and flat chested somehow
Women: Well according to the pornstar guide all I need to do is show up and I'll get the job and get paid like a 100K
Man: I got a big dick why don't I just be a pornstar, according to the pornstar guide that's all I need, easiest sex in the world
by juan tortiiakaka;l;ak April 28, 2020
Get the Pornstar Guide mug.Related Words
Get the the guide mug.Slang for Adderall. Derived from that fact that Adderall is God's gift to college slackers who need that little extra boost to get through studying. Hence the equivalent to a "study guide".
Chiller - "What up homie you got that study guide for me?"
Nerd - "No way man, i stayed up all night doing that thing your not getting it this time"
Chiller - "Im talking about adderall you dumb motherfucker!"
Nerd - "No way man, i stayed up all night doing that thing your not getting it this time"
Chiller - "Im talking about adderall you dumb motherfucker!"
by G'd UP from the Feet U'P March 22, 2011
Get the Study Guide mug.An Irish stout that is known as a household name. Very good drink and used in Irish recipies like coffee and cakes.
Guy: Y'know, Mick, I'll take a Guiness, it's my 5-month anniversery with my date.
Bartender: Take Two bottles, the two of you might drink it all up within the first hour.
Guy:Thanks.
Bartender: Take Two bottles, the two of you might drink it all up within the first hour.
Guy:Thanks.
by yahmoo23 February 14, 2010
Get the Guiness mug.One who looks after a persons spiritual well being. One who can be referenced for advice when it comes to spiritual questions, and questions effecting ones life.
by MSOE guys January 4, 2007
Get the spiritual guide mug.Just because I go tanning, wear hair gel, and fist pump doesn't mean I'm a guido!
Dude.. you're in such guidenial.
Dude.. you're in such guidenial.
by jackalackie January 7, 2010
Get the guidenial mug.