groping gander

Any one who wants sex who doesn't get it and honks about it all day

My husbands being a groping gander today im not in the mood so hes upset and bitching about how theres no intimacy.

by somire August 24, 2016

Fact Grope

When a fact or opinion is shared with someone who then shares it with someone else, without crediting the original source.

'Dennis sucks at T-ball' was something I told him three years ago. He said it to the whole team today and I feel it was a shameless Fact Grope.

by ra_starz_again February 11, 2017

poke and grope

Noun: a fork in the back and a hand at the breast

Tonight I had a guy poke and grope; as the fork he held in ine hand pinched into the my back he went in for the grope with the other. I think I'll see him again.

by Angleerick December 15, 2013

nose grope

V.

1. The act of inspecting another person either inconspicuously or in an obvious manner, to check for any pleasant or foul scent.

2. using the nose as a tool or weapon to undress a subject.

Since there was a new girl at my place of employment, I decided to nose grope her to see what scent she wore.

by recentlygenius November 12, 2009

Data Groping

Taking personal data from someone that likes you and then using that information maliciously (not always but often)

Guy 1: I just leaked this losers face! Im so good at Data Groping!
Guy 2: Hey, stop. Thats kinda fucked up bro

by okbutimgod December 7, 2021

a grope of priests

collective noun (eg. a murder of crows) to describe a group of priests

look out john, theres a grope of priests sneaking about.

by Anony666mous December 21, 2019

grope stage

n. The boring preliminary portion of a sexual encounter at a football tournament.

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Hey Bruce! How'd you do with that posh shiela at the Wales-USA match? Tuck your wombat in her pouch?

Just setting things up for next week. Don't want to risk an injury during the grope stage.

by gnostic3 November 21, 2022