Grope Shopping

Shopping, but instead of paying with money customers can bargain for goods by being groped.

I went grope shopping with the girls the other day and got a cocktail dress for only two hands, no squeezing, 30 seconds!!!

by JrHoodRat January 01, 2024

consensual groping

Mutually agreed seriously heavy petting.

I would have been here 2 hours ago if we hadn’t engaged in consensual groping.

by February 07, 2024

consensual groping

Seriously heavy petting between mutually agreeing parties.

I would have been 2 hours ago if we hadn’t engaged in consensual groping..

by February 07, 2024

Fact Grope

When a fact or opinion is shared with someone who then shares it with someone else, without crediting the original source.

'Dennis sucks at T-ball' was something I told him three years ago. He said it to the whole team today and I feel it was a shameless Fact Grope.

by ra_starz_again February 11, 2017

a grope of priests

collective noun (eg. a murder of crows) to describe a group of priests

look out john, theres a grope of priests sneaking about.

by Anony666mous December 21, 2019

Data Groping

Taking personal data from someone that likes you and then using that information maliciously (not always but often)

Guy 1: I just leaked this losers face! Im so good at Data Groping!
Guy 2: Hey, stop. Thats kinda fucked up bro

by okbutimgod December 07, 2021

poke and grope

Noun: a fork in the back and a hand at the breast

Tonight I had a guy poke and grope; as the fork he held in ine hand pinched into the my back he went in for the grope with the other. I think I'll see him again.

by Angleerick December 15, 2013