african goal

Is a type of goal scored in football where the ball is hit hard with pace but with no real skill or technical ability, kind of just a hit and hope effort which will rocket into the top corner. These types of goal are often classed as "worldies" as the keeper generally has no chance.

Pj "remember Tony Yeboah?"
Cb "yeah course, the guy is renowned for his african goals"

by truthteller01 November 14, 2013

Norwegian Field Goal

A sexual position common in Minnesota. When you are in a walk-in fridge with a girl and are about to bang, you put her legs up over your shoulders (replicating field goal posts), call an audible and start jerking off until blasting through her legs and on to her face. At the point of impact you smack her in the face with a dead salmon and either yell "he splits the uprights!" or "field goal!". Traditionally done while wearing a Vikings helmet.

Sven: Hi there, can I get some banana peppers on my turkey club?

Shantrelle: Uh, yea, you see I can't get that for you right now. You see, we is all out of them up here and I can't get into the walk-in fridge cause Lars is in there about to kick a Norwegian Field Goal all over Monique's face.

by Brett Fava Beans September 2, 2010

Iceman Goal

An Iceman Goal is an extremely lucky or a cheap/glitch goal scored in EA Sports video games. The majority of Iceman Goals are scored in NHL or FIFA. These goals will make your opponent mad, but you can do nothing because of it.

Him- "Dude how did you win?"
You- "I scored an Iceman Goal in OT"
Him- "You bastard"
You- "I know"

by Vickky1991 January 3, 2011

Brandon-Goal

a goal in most games that should never possibly make it but somehow does.

What a Brandon-Goal

by snowboadrfreak6 September 7, 2016

josh goal

When a goal is scored on complete accident by a shit player.

Jaime "Omg that guy just is terrible "
Noel "Yeah he scored such a josh goal"

by iixKHIxii January 3, 2017

Pete Goal

To score a repetitive and/or boring goal on Pro Evo a number of times in one game. This is also known as 'being gay'.

It's time for the Pete Goal.

by Ando1 June 11, 2008

any hole is a goal

a definition used when you or a friend wants to hook up with a girl

you "hey mate that chick over there keeps checking you out ,"

friend " nah shes not even that attractive"
you " just remember any hole is a goal"

you to self "shes not even hot", "ohh well any hole is a goal"

by landerson4 November 21, 2016