Beaver Anal Glands

Used for abortion

I wish your mom had stuck Beaver Anal Glands between her coochie flaps

by Ilovebeavers.com September 24, 2021

backmorry glands

Glandular lumps on the back of a woman. also known as back boobs. The only sole purpose of them is for something to suck on during doggy style sex.

I was flippin the nipples on her backmorry glands while pile driving her bum

by Levirocks December 28, 2007

sweat glands

stoopid cocaine.

sweat glands i snort

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

pulmoanery gland

The vagina, otherwise known as pussy.

"I made that bitch's pulmoanery gland THUMP"
"My pulmoanery gland is throbbing for your huge cock!"

by akigawa July 17, 2021

Glands man

A guy who devotes his life to manicuring, bleaching, and bedazzling ass holes

Dave really is a glands man, we are very lucky to have him in the community

by Badger girl 317 June 11, 2025

Man to Gland Combat

When you're trying to discreetly trying to masterbate in the bathroom and someone knocks on the door.

"Tom hurry up! I need to use the bathroom"

"Hold on Zack, I'm just engaging in some man to gland combat,

by Figgy Pop July 1, 2019

bland gland

the organ that causes hack writers to have banality boners

His writing is the result of an overactive bland gland

by Wally Keeler February 8, 2009