Guilford

Guilford, Connecticut is a small, preppy, and very affluent town on the Connecticut shoreline. Guilford is 99.99% caucasian and .01 other. Most females from Guilford have blonde hair, wear polo, and drive daddy's mercedes while most males walk around, pretending to be tough, in their lacrosse pennies.

OH, you're from Guilford? Is daddy's Lexus parked outside?

by GCG09392847298 July 14, 2009

GILF

is the acronym or abbreviation for "Grandmother I'd Like to F**K"

Sarah Palin will be a future GILF.

by Maximilian J. October 19, 2008

GILF

Governor I'd Like to Fuck. Entered common usage the morning of August 29, 2008 with John McCain's selection of Alaska governor Sarah Palin as his running mate.

"Sarah Palin is a total GILF!"

by Sportin' Life October 17, 2008

gilf

A Governor I'd Like to F**k

You see Sarah Palin last night? Damn! She's a gilf!

by Cutie Pie Ken Ken December 9, 2008

Gilford

really lame, or uncool. a step above being leonard

Dude, it was getting pretty leonard, but now this is just plain gilford

by danman0627 March 19, 2011

gilf

Grandmother I'd Like to Find
Granny I'd Like to Fuck

John:Look at that GILF!
Jane: WTF Dude!

by blabla4 February 19, 2009

GILF

Inger Jepsen aka. Satan, is the ultimate GILF - Grandma I'd like to fuck.

A: Wow look at Inger that gilf!
B: Yeah buddy! She's the ultimate gilf!

by Misterfister August 29, 2013