Gilf

Antonym for Granmother id like to fuck

Ive seen your grandma she is a total gilf.

by fititinthehole April 27, 2009

GILF

Same as MILF, but aimed at 'Grannies'!

I'm going out GILF Hunting tonight!

by MILFBY July 12, 2009

grilf

A hot sexy older woman who likes sex and knows what she wants.

A sexy older woman particularly adept or experienced in the erotic arts.

The noun - grilfer. A man usually younger who has a penchant for grilf or older women.

The verb - grilfing may mean a successful seduction of said grilf or simply the art of the chase.

Helen Mirren, Sharon Stone & Joan Collins are quintessential grilf.
So too Sophia Loren, and maybe Susan Sarandon, Nigella Lawson.

by atticus7 October 30, 2005

Guilford

Guilford, Connecticut is a small, preppy, and very affluent town on the Connecticut shoreline. Guilford is 99.99% caucasian and .01 other. Most females from Guilford have blonde hair, wear polo, and drive daddy's mercedes while most males walk around, pretending to be tough, in their lacrosse pennies.

OH, you're from Guilford? Is daddy's Lexus parked outside?

by GCG09392847298 July 14, 2009

GILF

is the acronym or abbreviation for "Grandmother I'd Like to F**K"

Sarah Palin will be a future GILF.

by Maximilian J. October 19, 2008

GILF

Governor I'd Like to Fuck. Entered common usage the morning of August 29, 2008 with John McCain's selection of Alaska governor Sarah Palin as his running mate.

"Sarah Palin is a total GILF!"

by Sportin' Life October 17, 2008

gilf

A Governor I'd Like to F**k

You see Sarah Palin last night? Damn! She's a gilf!

by Cutie Pie Ken Ken December 9, 2008