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Gassy Dwarf

A term you say to your young nephew, in order to avoid offending him for not wanting to look after him and his friend in your own household, because you don't want kids running around in your house, prompting him to question your statement, so you make him feel more important than he actually is, which is really a kid.
Alan : "How about you have your friends come over here?"

Charlie : "Woah, woah, woah. No kids in my house."

Jake : "Im a kid..."

Charlie : "Well I don't think of you as a kid, I think of you as more of a..... "Gassy Dwarf"
by WaifuMatoto August 13, 2018
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gassing the chamber

When a German shoves a canister of Zyklon B up his ass and farts in a small room full of jews, then proceeding to shout "Sieg heil!
Otto: "Guys, I'm about to gas the chamber!"
Adam, a Holocaust survivor: "WAIT! HOLD ON! WTF!?!?!
*Ottoo then proceeds to start gassing the chamber with an enormous cloud of Zyklon B out of his ass.
Otto: "SIEG HEIL!
by Urban-Bang December 16, 2019
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gassed

dont tell him that, he'll get gassed!
by Stephanie Elizabeth November 10, 2007
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Gassip

Like gossip, except more extreme. Actually an acronym for Girls And Sexy Students In Particular, this word covers a wide variety of secrets, gossip and did-you-hear's.
1. I heard some awesome gassip about the disabled girl and Mr Dreissen the science teacher!
2. Honest Hour and gassip are one and the same
3. Wade: "What's shaking cat-cancer?"
Nic: "I got some sweet gassip for you, you better sit down"
by TGR Online May 18, 2010
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gassy snatch

"Damn girl, u got a gassy snatch"
"Iknorite"
by AirplaneDonk August 20, 2011
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gassed

To think too much about yourself; when someone thinks there better than they actually are.
Person 1: YOOO!! I just drained a shot from half court!!!
Person 2: Wow, your gassed.
by pharcyd3 January 10, 2006
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Gasson

Verb transitive : To Gasson (it).

To shoot randomly on a pool table when you don't know or can't be bothered to think about what to do - and after making the pot, to convince yourself you did well, despite everyone else in the room calling you a flukey c***.
"What's he doing? he hasn't left himself any shot on the black!"

"Don't worry he'll probably just Gasson it!"

"wait ... wait ... wait ... of for f***'s sake !!!!"
by Pea Dough October 13, 2011
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