big ass got gassed!

Something people say when an overweight person attempts to do something an athletic person can do and fails miserably because they're out of shape.

Bobby: "Look at that pear-shaped dude trying to climb that rope!!"
Sean: "And he falls!"
In unison - "Big Ass got gassed!!"

by von groovy April 28, 2019

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Ur aunt a gass plant

Well you could say that your mom gay, your dad lesbian , your granny tranny and your grandpap a trap is bad, like really bad, but then you haven't heared of this yet! this will completely destroy your hopes and dreams! no u ain't even possible on this one.

Her: Your grandpap a trap
Me: Ur aunt a gass plant
Her *evaporates and gets swollen by a demon*

by LPTC1066 March 14, 2018

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Gassed out

To be completely exhausted of all energy after an intense workout; or several bong rips

That last gym session had me gassed out; I’m ready to go home.

by wonny_ March 12, 2024

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Tongue Gassing

When you are tonguing a rectum and your partner unexpectedly farts into your open mouth.

So I was going down on her from behind, slide my tongue in her tight little ass and got a huge tongue gassing!

by Shag the Fab June 12, 2011

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Flabber-Gassed-It

When somebody is so startled or frightened that they crack a rip in their jeans. They jump so hard that they pass gas loudly and/or often times shit them self uncontrollably.

Did you guys see jimmy in class today? Amy smacked his ass and he flabber-gassed-it all over the back row during a silent study.

by Yo mama and them April 4, 2022

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