penelope garcia

penelope garcia is the best person ever, she is in criminal minds. she is the most loveable person ever and she can do no wrong. everyone feels loved and safe around her

person 1: i think taissa farmiga is the best person ever

honey: false! the best person ever is penelope garcia 😁
person 1: what about jennifer aniston?

honey: no, it is only penelope garcia, and it will always be her

by thesecondbestpersonafterMitchR August 26, 2021

Jasury Garcia

Everyone calls her a hoe which she is. She is also known as Mia Khalifa. But she is also caring and sometimes loud.

Man that Jasury Garcia is a very nice person.

She's loud though.

Good point, makes her from a 7 to a good 5.

by Stoopid751 June 4, 2019

Nico Garcia

When a man penetrates a man through his anus. And the person being penetrating is peeing and vomiting at the same time.

I just did the Nico Garcia

by Frenchduck May 10, 2018

Kate Garcia

Kate Garcia is from twd a new frontier, she is the worst character, a bad mother, and just a fucking shitshow.

Gabe is better than Kate Garcia

by ITS GOT PIG NOISES?! July 13, 2018

Gayle Garcia

A Filipino, who is very sweet and just a very cool person. Finds fortnite cosplays sexy... for some reason. Is also a concerning BTS stan - like seriously please it's scary. Overall, she is a very good friend.

Wow, is that Gayle Garcia? I wonder if she's seen the new BTS album?

She's Gayle. Of course she has.

by yes i'm kinda small March 6, 2021

Matthew Garcia

Amazing Young Comedian That's Striving To Become One Of The Funniest Actors in Hollywood...

He Looks Up To Jim Carrey And Has Special Skills Like Making Funny Faces & "Attempting" To Dance...
One Day He Wants To Become A Director And Make Terrifying & Hilarious Movies...

Everyone: Wow Matthew Garcia Just Made History...

by Barney Barney December 14, 2020

malena garcia

A Malena Garcia is someone who is not loyal. They don’t understand what it means to make a commitment and stick to it. Often times they lose friends quickly because of their prickish nature

“Dude have you seen Kenzie?”
“No why?”
“Because she was acting like a total Malena Garcia”

by Bxtter_Bxtch March 13, 2023