gaff off

to procrastinate or otherwise avoid doing work; to be lazy

When are you going to quit gaffing off and file those casreps?

by Craig 'Pags' Paganucci January 19, 2004

gaff off

To ignore a person / task.
Where it comes from: A gaff is a long pole with a hook on the end used to land fish or to keep them away (like a shark, for example).

"I'm going to gaff off visiting my grandmother this weekend."
"I was supposed to meet Britney at the movies tonight, but I gaffed her off."

by PaddyNT April 19, 2006

Gaff basket

Balcony in a gaff

Standing in the gaff basket

by Gaff lover June 24, 2018

gaff tape

A potenialy life saving substance, very expensive, but very usefull.

-Oh no! That big heavy luma is going to fall on georges head!

-No problem, its being held to the electric with gaff tape.

by radicaledward July 10, 2004

gaff tape

magical substance that can answer or fix almost any problem that may arise

n oproblem i got some gaff tape

by tweek December 19, 1999

gaff rigged

a boat that has sails that are not to English navel standards,, jerry rigged.... german....mick rigged,, irish.. nigger rigged. Caribbean or slave ship... modern definition is any thing that is sailed or driven repaired with a unconventional procedure in an emergency procedure (mickey moused is the most common urban use

our ship spotted a gaff rigged ship on the horizon. we soon realized it was a nigger rigged slave ship, to our relief it was just a mick rigged fishing boat.

by gaff rigged February 21, 2015

gaff tour

A tour of someones house, or general living space.

When I come round can you give me a gaff tour?

by basically a retard December 17, 2018