Glock 7

A fake gun, clearly and concisely defined in the first post above. However, some people apparently cannot read (or refuse to actually read the entire definition before posting one of their own), and fail to grasp the basic concept of satirical humor.

"I go on Urban Dictionary and half-ass read the definitions of things like "Glock 7"; I then write a juvenile response, effectively making myself look like a "pinhead".

by TriggerTeacher December 17, 2011

glock 17

The glock 17 is short recoil, floating barel, semi automatic handgun. The weapon has gained popularity, from widespread use in cinama, and is caried by most law enforcemnt, for it's hi capacity of ammunition it can deliver. Glock is the name of the comany based out of Austria. The 17 comes from the seventeenth patent awarded to Glock.

The police officer aimed his glock 17 in the air, and away from the suspect.

by J.urquhart August 29, 2006

twin glock .40s

Ludacris' choice of arms, usually cocked back.

I've got twin glock .40s cocked back.

by southpaw23 May 18, 2016

glockaholic

The process of purchasing one glock and falling in love with its utility, accuracy and fanboy status. You then go on a purchasing spree to acquire nothing but glocks; eschewing other pistol brands.

Hey man, I'm a glockaholic. I've purchased 9 glocks in the last 2 years.

by Tony1733 October 18, 2013

Glock-Knock

The term used to describe when a person, generally the perpetrator of a situation, uses a Glock-manufactured firearm to hit a victim, usually with the butt or barrel of the firearm in question.

Oh shit dude! Our home boy just got Glock-Knocked!

by RogueWraith March 29, 2017

glock in my benz

Glock is a type of Pistol and benz is referred to Mercedes- benz shortly know as benz. this means

Glock in my mercedes

I have Glock in my benz so shut your fucking mouth.

by DAD of All April 22, 2017

Glock Pocket

An orifice that holds one or more Glocks.
A place to store your Glock in the big house.
Another term for prison wallet when used for firearms storage, specifically Glocks.

Patrick, is that a Glock in your Glock Pocket or are you happy to see me?

by Johnny Hundo May 7, 2020