Finch Eggs

The act of a doubly wedded man nursing on another man's freshly shaven testicles whilst his two wives flap their arms and make finch noises. This is typically done in exchange for cork bark and other various wooden terrarium decor.

Justin: "I want cork!"
Pedro: "I've got the hook up... Gave my boy finch eggs."

by ron69becky May 18, 2017

Fonch

The smell of a sweaty nutsack on a hot Sunday

Dude, you smell like raw fonch get away from me.

by God4266 January 27, 2019

Fanch

Fancy but misspelled.

"Man, that restaurant my girlfriend and I went to last night was so fanch!"
"What the hell is 'fanch'?"
"Oh sorry i misspelled fancy."
"What the hell? We're talking..."

by mrbananafire September 5, 2019

Fenching

Playing or doing something excessively , in particular Video games grinding away with no exposure to sunlight and destroying relationships, gaming goals are all that matter!

Sam and josh are fenching call of duty this weekend, don’t not expect to see them leave their rooms!

by G marshal Malus May 2, 2020

Fenchy

Definition: Fenchy is an adjective that could be used to describe something that is exquisite or evokes feelings of pleasure or delight especially if it's related to French culture.

Example 1: "The croissant is so Fenchy"

Example 2: "The Eiffel Tower has such a Fenchy sight"

by Neitor4000 January 20, 2023

Fincho

A famous mute from the US South who was the first person to be coined with the term "Simp". Now associated with anyone who is spastic, basement dwelling, socially inept and a virgin. Video game players are frequently associated with the term. Also used by the LBGTQ+ community as an insult.

(in a trans night club setting) OMG! Did you see that Fincho over there? He looks so desperate trying to buy people free drinks and make friends. Soooo awkward. Why doesn't he just buy a dildo and be done with it??

by King Tropic April 9, 2023

Fenching

To play video games excessively and become obsessed with every detail, everything else is less important than video games on a weekend of fenching, no breaks are necessary, food delivery is the only acceptable method of cooking, sleep is a waste of time & girlfriends/boyfriends should be blocked for fenching commitments unless they are also participating in a full fench.

Occasionally used to describe binge-watching a Netflix series without breaks.

Word popularly used by London gamers.

"Fenching my way through the entire game no breaks"

" I Fenched the whole Baldurs gate 3 campaign in 48 hours"

" I need to fench the new Fortnite update, I'm calling in sick"

"I fenched

by Wuujuu September 13, 2023