Barrow in Furness

Crap Hole

A pile of turd

by Unknown November 6, 2003

Moving the furniture

Having sex while your son or daughter is in the house.

"Last night my mom and Dave were moving the furniture all night, IT KEPT ME UP!"

by Sidenote October 9, 2006

Barrow In Furness

A place to when you want to get rained on, get your bike nicked by a load of chavs, walk in or around a load of dog shite on practically every street, go to school with teachers that have the collective IQ of a teabag and spend all summer being bored/being rained on. If you REALLY want to be beaten to death by some idiotic youths in tracksuits, COME TO THE ORMSGILL ESTATE/PART OF BARROW. Oh, and bring a skateboard. They dont like that.

PARKVIEW SCHOOL FTW! sarcasm

today i went to Barrow In Furness, and quite frankly, i wish i never.

I am unfortunate enough to live in barrow.

by rofl lol im in AuC October 24, 2008

Dalton-in-Furness

A town in the North-west of England full of drugged up cunts, trannies, smokers, schoolkids and lesbians.

I went to Dalton-in-Furness once, nearly got raped!

by CrappyJoe April 30, 2013

furno-sexual

when a certain person is attracted to types of furniture

Jing was being so furno-sexual in class today.

by jerseychica May 4, 2012

adult furniture

Real furniture purchased or acquired post college; one of the keystone transitions to adulthood.

My nephew purchased his first adult furniture for his new apartment instead of using the concrete block and plywood tables from college.

by Golf Princess January 14, 2010

ikea furniture

The act two penis owners may carry out that consists of a double ended sounding rod being inserted into both aforementioned penises, connecting the two penises together like a wooden peg might connect ikea furniture

"So me and Carl got home last night and got to assembling some ikea furniture"

"That shit is so hard to put together, right?!?"

"Nah, we had lube. Slid right in and felt great!"

"....what?"

by Rudy Spagootie July 10, 2018