funger

An intense desire to consume mind-altering hallucinogenic mushrooms

Steve couldn't wait to get home and gobble those shrooms...he had the funger!

by AndyTheDrunk April 1, 2009

Funge

Funge is the vaginal discharge you find on your underwear.Funge is what you would find in your panties and is either white or yellow in colour and smells revolting.

The word 'funge' originated in Melbourne, Australia in a conversation between Sarah and Sarah.

-Can also be used as an insult

1. "Doctor, I seem to have a lot of funge on my underwear. Can you prescribe me some treatment?"
2. "You stupid hessian fungebag!"
3. "Fuck you, you funge smelling trout"
4. "Close your legs, it smells funge-tastic in here"

by is0lati0n April 27, 2005

sex fungeon

1)Like the PlayPlace at McDonald's. For sex.
2)The atrium in Larson's non-existent house.
3)Not the Batcave. He doesn't live there anymore.
4)Within 5 feet of Smoot.
5)Motherfuckers.

I make dungeons.... FUN!!!

by hugasaurus of the giganticock January 6, 2004

Funetik Spelyng

The spelling of words in most direct corellation with the sounds made by the individual letters.

Student: I don't know how to spell this...

Teacher: Use Funetik Spelyng!

by KrakenIndigo August 22, 2011

Fungering

The act of fingering someone’s ostomy hole.

I got so fucked up at Friendsgiving that I started fungering my cousin.

by Pallskins November 19, 2019

Mc Fugget

A variant of " Fuck Nugget " where in this case the person is obese along with being useless.

Tim: " Andrew, I'm gain so much weight.. "
Andrew: " Tim, you have now been upgraded from a Fuck Nugget to a Mc Fugget. "

by Gandalf the Gay August 3, 2012

funger

the action of fingering and fucking a female simultaneously.

Evan: "yo, Joey i totally fungered dat hoe last night".

Joey: "wash your hand, bro. that's some nasty shit".

by fungerguy July 7, 2010