similar to the original definition of fuckface, accept for the fact in this case, you only have one penis for an eye while you wear a patch over the missing penis/eye.
you roll up in your car to a stranger and cover one eye with your right hand and point your index fingure of your left hand at the stranger in front of your other eye. then, you simply ask the person "guess what i am". he confesses he doesnt know. you then say "no, guess!". when he gets frusturated and gives up, you then say "I'm a fuckface pirate, DUH!" then peel off into the night.
by SPC. Perry May 05, 2005
n. a miscreant at the top of his game; a title awarded to those who toil unremittingly for personal gain at the expense of others
ex. 1) i played that gig three months ago and the jackass-fuckface still hasn't payed me.
ex. 2) i was playing team slayer in boarding action and some jackass-fuckface on my team kept hogging the sniper rifle.
ex. 2) i was playing team slayer in boarding action and some jackass-fuckface on my team kept hogging the sniper rifle.
by -=Pez=- September 14, 2003
A JackAss-Fuckface is guy who has been known to be a Jackass his entire life. He instigates trouble and tries to blame it on others, he wears the crown when it comes to JackAssery, The JackAss-Fuckface is a total dick and everyone knows it and when they see his face they see JackAss-Fuckface.
by tiredau April 20, 2008
A gay asshole who walks with a tampon stuck up his ass, has a VERY small penis, and uses every girl he dates.
by fall_for_me February 25, 2014
The term Fuckface Unstoppable derives from an Ancient Greek proverb. That proverb is Neil. He is Fuckface Unstoppable.
Hey have you seen Neil?
Oh you mean Fuckface Unstoppable, he is blowing some girls back out in the porta-potty
Oh you mean Fuckface Unstoppable, he is blowing some girls back out in the porta-potty
by Boba fett the bum December 25, 2022
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