fuckstick

A moron;a person who is accustomed to being a 'sugardaddy' without benefit of a sexual relationship. Usually of the endomorphic type; withdrwawn and brooding.

Jeffro is a major fuckstick, and he obviously can't find his asshole with both hands and a funnel.

by Lord Jirate December 31, 2003

Fucktastic

When things go horribly wrong or circumstances lead to a frustrating event.

tom: Lets me get this straight.... we just got fired, we have no beer or liquer, and we live in a dry county? well isn't that fucktastic!

by Random names August 18, 2007

Fucksticks

A curse word to use when fuck just isn't enough.

If you've lost something usually fucksticks is the word of choice.

"oh fucksticks I've lost my keys"

"fucksticks!! where's that fucking money!"

by Johnypnumonic August 27, 2011

asain fuckstick

A person who is of asain dissent thats penis looks like an orange tic-tac

Man Luke is a asain fuckstick.

by HiPsTeR PaTrIoT February 26, 2017

Fuckalicious

Someone or someones with very high sex appeal. Point is, you want to fuck or fantasize about fucking him/her/them.

The Jonas Brothers are fuckalicious, bitch.

by Sadiezz May 18, 2009

fuckalicious

worthy of being fucked

Background: Created by a member of Horny People Annonymous

"That man is fuckalicious," said Jane.

by Kacy Thatcher December 27, 2004

Fuckstick

Any long and skinny object used for anal or vaginal penetration.

Gage won't be able to leave his room anytime soon, seeing as he bought a new fuckstick! He sure loves anal penetration!

by Obama is a terrorist June 5, 2009