fountain drink

A soft drink that you usually get from fast food places. It is a combanation of chemicals that make it taste fresher.

"Damn, I left my fountain drink out for so long that all the ice has melted"

by Wade666 April 6, 2008

Fountainable

Technically farmable but really not.

Tool of scummy mobile game publishers.

Publisher: SSM is finally fountainable!
User: No it's not, fuck you.

by BearCode April 7, 2021

front room

the chicago term for living room

"wheres the remote?"

"it's in the front room"

by vdogggg February 1, 2007

Front Royal, Va

Bumfuck town in Northern Virginia where people like to travel from ridiculous distances to look at leaves and whose natives will NEVER LEAVE, and if they do, they always come back. Known for it's lack of anything to do, it's dumb assed rednecks, and FAR to many cops. A chick gets pulled over for speeding and suddenly there are five cops on the scene. Wtf? Also known for it's strange hangout spots. Mainstreet, 6th Street 7-11, and anywhere were there is either weed or alcohol.

Front Royal, Va? Where the fuck is that?

by Ameh Butterfly Girl June 21, 2008

emily frantz

Bitch.

Emily Frantz is such a bitch.

by Bryant LeGREATEST December 5, 2013

Fountain Lady

Lady that is terrible at texting while walking in the mall then falling into the mall water fountain while still texting. After falling in, she must sue the mall where she fell into the water fountain for not having anybody come to her aid. You also must have an IQ of less than 70.

"Scenario: Two people texting each other."

Boy at home: Hey, girl! What's up??

Girl at the mall: nutting much, just txting u while walking in the mall

Boy: Oh, how awesome! Doing anything later?

Girl: naa, im probably ju.... Blrblblbrrr *Falls into water fountain*

Girl says to herself, "Where did this giant fountain come from and why is nobody coming to my aid for falling into this fountain while i was texting?!?! It's time to go sue the mall for making fun of my retardedness and for not helping me out!"

The girl is now known as the "Fountain Lady." Just do what she did and you could be a fountain lady or fountain boy, too!

by TooomPhaaaa January 22, 2011

Front potatoes

(noun) While similar to a combination of a FUPA and a muffin top, front potatoes are unique in that they are characterized by the presence of an exceptionally tight belt or tight waistband. This constricting element makes the lower half (the fupa half) rather shapely--as if there's a bag of potatoes in the subject's pants. While generally seen in men, "front potatoes" don't discriminate based on sex.

Michael's fupa was strapped in so tightly, he was rockin' some mad front potatoes.

by spuffstuff December 2, 2011