fertile minnesota

A plac where theres nothing to do but drink outside. Like dont come here. Literally if youve never been here youre so lucky. Seriously stay away.

Hey should wr get an apartment in Thief River Falls?

Fuck no man thats almost as bad as fertile minnesota

by Lolyourpissedfyourefromfertile January 29, 2017

Fertigious

The act of being fast and simultaneously furious.

woah there buttface, swinging that bat around is a little fertigious!

by michakuh October 9, 2019

frarty

Party full of flagulent guests.

Are you going to the frarty tonight?? I hear its going to be a real gasss.

by Gary Magic October 30, 2020

Freethought Fanaticism

Freethought Fanaticism, also Freethought Fundamentalism, is a view that considers freethought as a form of atheist fanaticism and scientific fanaticism where it's all based on materialism, positivism and physicalism and in practice is no far different from atheist fanaticism and scientific fanaticism. Furthermore, critics of freethought fanaticism believe it's possible to have other forms of freethought, such as religious freethought, spiritual freethought, esoteric freethought and even extraphysical freethought and not just classical freethought that eventually leads into freethought fanaticism.

"The theory of freethought fanaticism is good, it shows how freethought can also be extremely fanatical and how it would be possible to avoid freethought to become fanatical, that's the why we always need to be pragmatic about the question of physicalism and extraphysicalism to enable to create a true freethought and open the possibilities of people having freethought that is friendly with religion, spirituality, occultism, esoterics and extraphysics. And do not be rationalizations of the dominant ideology and of capitalism as a whole."

by Full Monteirism April 10, 2021

Fertile Sod

The bunghole. The rectum. The anus.

Marelda’s eyes rolled deep into the back of her head as Reginald plunged his bulbous black cock deep into her fertile sod.

With no time to prep, Ethen let his Grindr date plunge deep into his extra fertile sod.

by Dick Onchin July 15, 2021

fjertgoblin

A person who farts in their hand and smells it

*Farts in hand and smells it*
Ew, you fucking fjertgoblin

by Fjertgoblin May 7, 2022

Indiana Freethrow

While shagging in missionary position: The male participant pulls out and gets up in frog position (at least 3” away from the poom) and tries to ejaculate precisely into the poom.

I nailed an Indiana Freethrow, now I have a bun in the oven.

by Paul Deep November 5, 2018