Friendship Lagoon

A lingering, often irreversible situation in a budding relationship in which an eligible partner's attempts at seeking a mate are rebuffed or denied because of his or her failure to make it past friendship.

Dick - "Hey so whats up with you and Kate, are you screwing or what?"

Sam - "I was too slow to ask her out, and now we are stuck in friendship lagoon."

by bitchmasterfunk October 19, 2011

friendship valium

That warm, fuzzy, relaxed feeling you get when you spend time with a good friend you haven't seen in a very long time.

I was on friendship valium when I saw Sara at the wedding.

by smileyy December 21, 2012

Friends of Mara

Friends of Mara is referring to any love couple that is part of the LGBTQ+ community.

Look at those two, they are definitely Friends of Mara!

by FelixIsYoda August 9, 2020

electromagnetic friends

internet friends, and/or those who haven't met in real life but have conversed through telephone or chatted on net. since all those interactions have taken place through means that run on electromagnetic waves

A: so how come you know her? she lives so far away
B: no, actually we are just electromagnetic friends

by daone1991 January 29, 2009

Fake Friends

fake friends are like fake news. They are not reliable or real.

You: why is they such a fake friends?
Other person: because they’re fake news!

by lab1350 December 8, 2017

other friends

your "best friend" stopped hanging out with you for this elusive mysterious group of people

also a really catchy song

You: wana play smash today?
Friend:sorry i have a game with my other friends today *dissapears*

by some random guy ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) September 26, 2019

Carolina Friends School

A Quaker school located in durham nc where 98% of the kids are gay and the other 2% aren’t out yet. You have to ‘settle in’ before and after every class which basically means sitting silently for an awkward minute while people crack their knuckles. It’s pretty shit unless you have a class with matt. Matt is an absolute fucking god beyond human comprehension.

Teacher: “Lets go ahead and settle in”
Student: *cracks knuckles*
Teacher: “SHUT THE FUCK UP!”
Student: “Going to Carolina Friends School was a mistake”

by Ok lmao January 21, 2023