Friction

Friction is when a girl has a huge ass and the cheeks rub up against each other.

Damn that girl got friction down there.

by Cosmic lime June 17, 2015

Fractions

Fractions are a part of a whole object.

There was only a few fractions left of the pizza!

by DictionaryWitch March 23, 2017

Jordan fraction

An improper, or "top-heavy" fraction, one in which the numerator is greater than the denominator. The term is derived from Ms Katie Price (aka Jordan), a glamour model of quite extraordinarily enhanced proportions.

An intentionally misleading and yet correct statement as to the time taken to accomplish a stated task.

I'll be along to assist you in a jordan fraction of a second (Just as soon as I've finished this coffee).

by tony, not anthony May 18, 2006

crotch friction

When you're so fucking fat your legs rub against each other creating crotch friction, possibly leading to a fire in your panties.

Jesus christ listen to that crotch friction as that fat bitch walks!

by BA1 December 27, 2007

Friction Retard

Stupid-looking male, often with short vertical hair, who appears as though he has become retarded by being pulled behind a car by his feet while his head dragged on the ground. See also dickhead

Who is that friction retard over there, who looks like he's fly-catching with his bottom lip?

by pinkyandrexa March 3, 2011

frictiontude

The presence of adversarial attitude and notable friction over a minor or major difference of opinion or annoyance.

There was significant frictiontude between those two over that whole deal.

by kernel tarball February 28, 2013

Fractional ownership

When your friend is being a cheap, sneaky son of a bitch.

Mauss is trying to trick me into fractional ownership of a camper and/or plane.

by c-dall October 15, 2016