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Intense Farting Remorse

When you let out a small fart and think no one will notice, but then you are the first to realize that it was a fart to be reckoned with, and deeply regret the coming accusations by peers.
John: (to himself) I think ill let out this fart it seems just like a pocket of air.

(several seconds and it disperses)

John: (to himself) Oh shit damn! (he experiences intense farting remorse) That fart was the real deal. My ass is grass.

John's Boss: John, was that you? Holy shit how do you expect me to conduct a meeting after that? Just pack your shit and get out of the office by 3 PM

Nearby Attractive Women: We will NEVER have sex with that man and we will also tell our friends not to.
by Cool Ev December 2, 2010
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farting next to a waterfall

Something that no one is going to notice.
John: I wore the same tie as my boss the other day, I think it really annoyed him.

Me: Relax, you are farting next to a waterfall.
by aweeze April 2, 2010
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fartie

A party, mostly consisted of people hangin and slangin...BUT everyone is mostly farting
"yo dudeseph I fartied my dick off last night"

"yo bromethius, fartie at your place tonight?"
by G-Bardo October 8, 2009
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Paranormal Frativity

Strange happenings that manifest at night and cannot be remembered, usually due to cheap beer and shitty vodka.
Bro #1: Dude, why the fuck is there a bra in the hallway and the living room covered in flour?

Bro #2: I dunno man, I was blacked the fuck out. Must have been some paranormal frativity.
by steezycheese September 20, 2010
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fartin n sniffin

When you fart then sniff the air around you to see if it smells bad or not.
E~Ay nigga, You look like you be over there fartin n sniffin.

A~Yeah nigga, Taco farts, i gotta sniff.
by APHROdSheeiaakkkk July 31, 2010
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farting threshold

n. The point when two people in a relationship are comfortable farting in each others presence. This is when you know the relationship is on secure footing.
Alfredo: I've been fighting with my girlf lately I'm afraid we might break up soon!!
Antonio: Have you reached the farting threshold??!?
Alfedo: Well, yes
Antonio: Don't worry about it then! You guys aren't breaking up any time soon
by vicviod March 15, 2015
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Farting terms

When you are confident enough in a friendship to fart in front of the other person without embarrassment from either party
Arran and I go way back. We're on farting terms.
by Jehannum October 9, 2015
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