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Frances Bits

Usually are terrible at their jobs. Can be a middle child and they suffer from depression. These creatures have no formal education and like to manipulate or micromanage everyone. They carry lice in their hairy backs. Usually have a big belly but small brain titties and a disease filled mouth. They eat a lot and horde candy bars in their pockets.
All my alcohol was consumed by Frances bits again
by Honest Parisian July 3, 2024
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‘Frances Ha’d

Your best friend gets in a relationship and has no time for you and it feels like your life is floundering.

In reference to the plot of ‘Frances Ha’ (2012)
I haven’t heard from her since, I’ve been ‘Frances Ha’d.
by gianmoloch December 14, 2025
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Hairy Frances

A nickname for a vagina, often used by Scottish people to define a rather bushy one.
Woop, she has such a Hairy Frances, I wouldn't go near it if I was you.

My scottish Hairy Frances is much better than your Shaven Susan.
by tguk October 20, 2008
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free frances bean

A campaign started by Maynard James Keenan of Tool to free Frances Bean Cobain from her crazy Momma Courtney Love.
We one day hope to suceed.
Free Frances Bean!
Save her from that Cobain killing bitch!
by bandanasarerad January 8, 2007
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Aunt-Frances

1: While enjoying cunnilingus with Thy’s spouse. Her roughly semi unshaven mons- pubis reminds you of a child hood cheek kiss from your moms sister.

2:My Wife need to shave her snatch. It reminds me of my Aunt-Frances mustache.
by Scooter Summers May 15, 2018
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Adeline Agnes Andromedon Frances Hollywood Dilligaf Harvey

A hilarious comedian from Ann Arbor, Michigan.
“I just saw Adeline Agnes Andromedon Frances Hollywood Dilligaf Harveys comedy show and she killed it!”
by Aaafhdhagent98 December 2, 2021
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The Frances

Passing out with your head only leaning against the wall on a 90 degree angle
"Man that chick last night was totally doing The Frances!"
by Kuri !! May 5, 2009
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