Fossil dog

An old ass dog, usually from aged 10 and up the same dog you've had since you were in 1st grade.

"Damn how old is your dog it looks like a fossil"

"Yep its a fossil dog"

by meletonian April 13, 2024

fossil brained

ur dumb ass shit bro

“your so fossil brained”

by bussybuttsayeee January 1, 2022

Purge the Fossil Record

Remove all texts, emails, photos and calendar entries pertaining to your old girlfriend from your phone, computer and house.

Well, I don’t wanna see her face ever again. Time to purge the fossil record…

by anonymous September 27, 2022

meth fossil

If your drenched in sweat and you die the sweat cracks back and you become a meth fossil.

That tweaker needs to hydrate he's gonna turn to a meth fossil!!!

by Starsonelaine August 15, 2023