Fondoosh

A word that means everything and nothing.

Guy 1 “How was that show you were watching?”

Guy 2“Not gonna lie, It was pretty fondoosh my dude.”
Guy 1 “What does that even mean?”

by Hordon Chamsey December 21, 2019

Free Fondle Friday

Any Friday observed as a day in which guys and girls are voluntarily free to fondle each other. Hence the name. Typically exercised as shouting "Free Fondle Friday!" before groping your selected target.

-Girls' breasts and asses are free game
-Guys' junk and asses are free game
-Anyone is free to decline

Dude: "Man that chick has huge tits, I can't wait until Free Fondle Friday!"

Chick 1: "I hear that guy is seriously packing!"
Chick 2: "I bet we'll find out this Friday!"

by Jergin von HYD July 7, 2012

Cock Fondue

When you cover a cock in cheese or chocolate leaving a hardened cheese or chocolate coat on your dick

Jeff and Maggie decided to try out cock fondue last night

by Booty Burglar August 1, 2016

cincinnati fondue pot

A party event requiring an male individual to dip his dick in one or more liquid edible substances such as chocolate/peanut butter/chilli/white chocolate/au jus/sawmill gravy and immediately proceeds to anally penetrate a female until creampie status is achieved. Immediately following the pull out, another male buddy slobs the knob clean, reams the pie hole, and then swaps positions such as to repeat said anal penetration procedure until all parties are sated or until daily caloric intake values are met.

Did you go to buddy and Gillian's cincinnati fondue pot last night?
Man, I did and my pallet was never as tantalized as when the crunchy butter and Hormel chilli shooting out of Gillian's ass hole combined forces with that salty semen for a taste explosion I literally came to previously.

by TheGreatestWhite February 6, 2019

Fondia

The coolest and tightest black man anybody eva seen who has a friend with the initals of TJ, fondia has the biggest penis anybody eva seen, and is da nigga of the century. He also is capable squirting bitches within 2 seconds

man i wish i was a fondia, i would take shit ova with my style, all the girls would lovve me.

by mynameis tocoolforyou September 29, 2011

fondle butt

The act of firmly grasping or fondling that booty

Fondle butt, rules are rules.

by Acronymz February 17, 2014

donkey fondler

A term for a homosexual person.

Trent you are such a donkey fondler. I dont wanna hear about you and Sean's island retreat weekend.

by omg i am wtf uber November 8, 2006