Flucinations

Hallucinations you get when you have the flu. First coined on the Matt, Matt, and Eddie show- Probably by a Matt, a Matt, or Eddie.

How many flucinations do you want.

by stickofgum February 16, 2010

Flaccid Rooster

A middle-aged (often overweight) male Mountain Bike rider who thinks they are capable of keeping up with much younger fitter and stronger Mountain Bike riders, but in fact they are barely capable of riding the easiest of trails and often walk over small obstacles (such roots and logs) when riding.

Fanta Pants & Geordie - two male Mountain Bike riders (Flaccid Roosters) who weren’t’ able to successfully finish a Mountain Bike race ahead of a competitor with a broken hand!

by Doctor Rooster December 5, 2011

Flaccid Warrior

Somebody who is blessed with the gift of being able to soldier on through intercourse to ejaculation with a flaccid penis.

'That feels floppy to me, are you going to flaccid warrior all the way?'

by RsTUltimatum March 6, 2015

flaccid typing

The act of typing in all lowercase usually accompanied by a flaccid penis or no penis at all.

I was doing some flaccid typing for my new social media post while my penis lay dormant.

by MaGoully July 24, 2015

Flaccid Knob Job

A Flaccid Knob Job is a blow job that starts with a flaccid or soft penis

Last night Cindy gave me a Flaccid Knob Job and I swear it was better than sex.

by White Lives Matter January 20, 2016

flaccid fogger

When you have cum on your flaccid penis from a recent wank and insert it into the ear of your partner using a toothpick.

Oi Leon I heard Freddie did a flaccid fogger in Eddies ear!

by Flaccidboi23 August 15, 2018

Flaccid Offerings

The frantic mental bartering made by male unable to get hard-on at crucial time; made to the god of erections.

No matter how many Flaccid Offerings I promised, nothing was happening down there, so I just blamed her.

by Urb Snake March 17, 2023