Wall Flower

A beautiful wondrous person who sits on the sidelines of life awaiting for their glorious journey to begin, though since their to shy they wait for someone to show them the way.

Look at her, why isn't she dancing?

Because she's a wall flower awaiting for someone to invite her.

by WalllFlower27 June 5, 2014

Flower Child

A feel good type of soul, good for the world and environment. Peaceful, maybe not innocent but always looking to make things better even if they aren’t doing well themselves.

The way he carried himself was so amazing, I knew he was a flower child.

by Yubaaan May 28, 2019

Cactus Flower

Euphemism for cock drawings. Used to fool teachers or other authority into thinking that said drawings are really actually cactus flowers and not boners.


Something like 8% of guys do it

Teacher: Billy, I can't believe you are drawing boners again!

Billy: They're not boners they are cactus flowers ma'am.

by ScottAustin August 1, 2008

Turtle Flower

Tis Cabbages.

A:hmm .... you like turtle flowers?
B: what are those
A: cabbages
B:What the fuck are you talking about, we are in the middle of a hearthsurgery... snap out of it.

by SneakySorrow August 20, 2021

Flower Cat

Flower Cat is a video o youtube, you can hear a girl singing in russian and has a flower, when she is done singing, she puts the flower on the cat and the cat has a reaction like it was possesed.

Connor: Hey, have you watched any good videos lately?
Davies: Yeah I have, flower cat is a pretty funny video, go watch it.

by CrystleJex April 10, 2019

Flower Fountain

your missus vagina

All my joy is to feel life spring from your flower fountain.

by fanny flaps May 16, 2022

Im a flower

1= You have 2 side your petals wither and thrithe (happy,sad) And in darkness you die sunlight you grow.
2= You cheat.

1= Stephen: Im a flower.
2= Sam: Im a flower
Andrew:why did you cheat on me?!
Sam:Coz ur fat and ugly and ANNOYING.

by stephencame2ndinthewankingcomp December 11, 2009