pussy floof

When the crotch of a woman's pants doesn't align with her actual crotch leaving a good inch or more of fabric between her legs. During foreplay a person may think they are hitting the spot but only grasping the void leading to confusion and dissatisfaction.

These leggings are so uncomfortable. I pull them up all the way, but they start to sag throughout the day leading to all this pussy floof.

by Hotnurse2020 March 22, 2024

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Big Floof

A big floof is a creature of some sort that has to much floof to be recognized.

Jimbo: Look at that big floof.
Carl Wheezer: Mmmm. Yeah jimmy he looks like a croissant.

by Crusader#314 March 31, 2020

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National Floof Day

On September 6th, all felines are celebrated! Go ahead and adopt a cat on September 6th!

“Yo dude, what’s the date today?”
“September 6th. Why?”
“OMG IT’S NATIONAL FLOOF DAY! QUICK, FIND A CAT RESCUE PLACE NOW!”
“You’ve already adopted 16 cats on this day! We’re done?
Yeah they got a 17th cat 🤣

by KittenFloof165 February 02, 2024

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Floof-brained

“Floof-brained” is a playful term that combines “floof” a slang term for something soft and fluffy, often used to describe animals with fluffy fur and “brained” to describe a state where someone’s mind feels light and empty, like fluff. This can happen when an intelligent person numbs their brain with substances, leading to a feeling of mental emptiness. Brain goes into "power saving mode" and the mind feels light, quiet and worry free.

It’s a humorous way to describe someone who is temporarily not thinking clearly or is mentally foggy. Does that make sense?

"I can't make any decisions right now, I'm too floof-brained"

by @420Bunny July 27, 2024

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