Fixing Dressers

A term originating in Alabama meaning to fuck, bang, do the sex, etc.

He’ll be fixing dressers tonight

by @nonymou$ January 21, 2019

Photocopier-fixing skills

One who has the ability to fix a photocopy machine with ease. See "wizard" or "magician" or "awesomeness".

Perverted boss: "Oh my god, I tried to print out a nude photo of myself humping a desk, but the photocopier seems to have jammed!"

Audrey: "Did I hear paper jam? Don't touch anything boss, I have great photocopier-fixing skills, leave it to me" *fixes photocopier*

Perverted boss: "Good job! Now I think I have a problem with my penis, can you fix that too?"

by Supplanter (yeah boy!) September 19, 2008

wi-finding

riding around with your wireless device trying to locate some free internet service to sponge off of.

Dude, we gotta get directions, but this place doesn't have internet. Let's go wi-finding.

by Soodo Nim June 1, 2009

finding nemo

A clever and entertaining feature length cartoon made by Pixar and marketed by Disney.

For a long time, "Finding Nemo" had 100% positive reviews on rottentomatoes.com

by christoxo November 20, 2003

fixing the computer

Getting walked in on while viewing porn on the computer and whacking off.

The other night, Mike inadvertently walked in on his buddy fixing the computer. It was mad gross.

by Nacho Party July 31, 2006

finging

What fingers do when they do whatever they do.

"They call them fingers, but how do we know when they're finging?"

by Management, The January 18, 2008

firing up the old 50

wacking off

Guy 1: Hey man why were you in there so long?
Guy 2: Sorry man, just firing up the old 50.
Guy 1: WTF? Dude, not cool, wait til you get home!

by the sweatdragon May 6, 2010