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fidget spinner 

John: Andrew what did Janice get you for your birthday
Andrew: She gave me Cancer
John: Why would she go out of her way to get you a fidget spinner when she knows that you don't like them?, what next? Is she going to dab in public?

Fidget Spinner 

A device marketed to help with ADHD and Autism but actually just gives the user extra chromosomes
Person 1: Check out my new fidget spinner

Person 2: Stop you are going to get too many chromosomes

Person 3: *(Inaudible)*
Fidget Spinner by 13345bob June 5, 2017

Fidget Spinner 

A toy for kids with autism and ADHD
The internet Ruined it.
Fidget Spinners are now autistic.
My friends ran a fidget spinner company by 3dprinting fidget spinner

Fidget Fucking

When your male or female partner uses a fidget spinner on the woman's pussy to pleasure her instead of using your/her hands. Created in the 21st Century when some dipshit created a fucking fidget toy for the autistic kids. It became a smash hit and is uses every night by your dad on your mom's puss.
Last night, I was totally Fidget Fucking Linsey

fidget spinner 

Useless things that were made for add kids and became cool.
Also known as: Midget Spinner, Virgin spinner and go get fucking life spinner.
Can be seen in the fidget spinner by derpy slurpy. Go look it up beotch
Jeff:look at my awesome 1000000000 dollar fidget spinner
Derpy Slurpy: i got two so i get all the ladies. Go fucking kill ur self beotch