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uncle fester

To allow a freshly applied substance (usually a liquid like paint, stain, seal, etc.) to set, dry and/or cure. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web TV show.
“To achieve a super duper finish on your unfinished cabinet, you’ll need to let your homemade finish uncle fester for at least two hours.”
by The Handy Writer May 9, 2009
mugGet the uncle festermug.
The sound made when a woman who is having her period and has not washed in several days; has sex with a large man which causes a pussy fart.
I was fucking Linda last night when she blasted me with a chunky festering vaginal blood fart and man did it smell.
by smokin_oil December 7, 2009
mugGet the festering vaginal blood fartmug.

Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester is Kaisa's alter ego, emerging particularly when she has inhaled or is under the influence. This endearing alter ego is characterized by a charming disposition, often accompanied by facial redness and sometimes even dark under the eyes if she had mascara on for the evening.
"Uncle Fester makes a grand entrance when Kaisa's had a date with her favorite bottle of laughter-inducing spirits, leaving behind a trail of giggles and maybe a misplaced shoe or two."
by Attentionwhorenumber1 January 4, 2024
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fester fucknuts

Someone who truly and utterly pisses you off to the point of homicidal rage
by derageosfear70 August 8, 2020
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Fester

A person who has reached ultimate crustiness and disgustingness, a person who has lost all humanity to being gross
Person 1 :Yo did you see that girl eating a week old piece of dominos pizza

Person 2: ya she’s is like such a fester
by Rock ur world March 27, 2020
mugGet the Festermug.

Uncle Fester

A male senior, commonly named Tim, who looks like a shaved sack.

Behaviors may include bending over for his big daddy, acting like a bitch when he does not get attention from his big daddy, being a buzzkill, requesting to be designated driver for his big daddy, and getting jealous when others give his big daddy attention.
That crazy guy Tim is such an Uncle Fester.
by UncleFesterLove July 5, 2024
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festerous

Meaning to decay and cause discomfort. To become painful or infected, or becomes worse as time passes.
The sound became festerous.

My job is festerous.
by Ares2014 May 23, 2014
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