auto fellation

the act of sucking ones' own penis. a difficult task for most.

that guy is auto fellating! how the f**k does he do that?

if i mastered the art of auto fellation, i'd never need a woman again.

by danny7034 September 4, 2006

fellatio

From the great Chris Rock:
What married men get compared to single men.

Single men get blowjobs. Married men get fellatio.

by CK January 26, 2005

fellationship

A relationship based solely on sex, although not just fellatio as the name implies.

Mandy and I had one of the best fellationships I've ever heard of. Started off with a bang too.

by canadianssuck January 26, 2004

felacious

Defn: Behind close-doors sexual behaviour involving celebrities, copius amounts of oral sex and infidelity.

While not on the golf course Tiger Woods enjoys felacious activities in his Cadillac Escalade.

David Letterman was renowned for his felacious ways with female co-workers.

The PGA's squeaky clean image is being tarnsished as recent media hype say the PGA is a dark, felacious world.

by Greezey December 12, 2009

fallacious

1. A lie or misinformation.
2. Plural form of fallacy.

A fallacious argument.

by rudeanduncouth May 13, 2004

fellationship

1.) (n.) A relationship consisting solely of oral sex (fellatio), often one which will end soon because of this aspect.
2.) (n.) A brief instance of recieving oral sex

1.) Yeah i think I'm gonna dump the bitch; i want to have sex but all she ever wants is a fellationship.
2.)Yeah i met her in a bar, one thing led to another, and we ended up in a fellationship; no strings attached.

by TSaps April 10, 2006

fallacious

Describes something that is commonly believed to be true, but is in fact false.

The arguement was based on fallacious reasoning.

by Kevin Watkins May 13, 2004