felatio

The act of a woman (or man) licking and sucking a man's penis. The man and the woman find this very exhilarating. The man will usually reach and orgasm and will cum. There are several positions of felatio.

My boyfriend came to my house when both of our parents are out of town. I came out of the shower with a bra and a thong on while my bf is on my bed. I made out with him and decided to do felatio on him. I began undressing him and sucking his penis. He reached an orgasm and cummed on my face and mouth.

by xXangelwolfXx March 29, 2011

Feldpouch

A slang word for vagina.

Jeez, whose feldpouch smells like eggs?

Quit fingering your feldpouch and get over here.

Kid: How was I made?

Mom: Your daddy loved me a lot so he stuck it in my feldpouch.

by nd3football42 July 5, 2009

Tom Felton

The sexy man who plays Draco Malfoy in th Harry Potter series.

girl 1: did you see Tom Felton on t.v. last night?

girl 2: no i missed it

girl 1: go watch it right now or else!

by lokijuhygtfrdeswaq August 3, 2009

Feltchy the clown

The worst cartoon character ever. Really not a good idea. A wild hair, large nosed, trench coat wearing character that shouldn’t exist. Feltchy is identifiable by his “Black bag of mischief” and his tag line “I’m having fun here all by myself!”

I’m Feltchy the clown; I’ve got a nose for trouble.

by cwilly3 November 27, 2009

felatio

to suck on a male penis and scrotum

by jimbodeuce September 5, 2003

Feltch baby

To be born from the process of a feltch finished with spitting the love juice into the woman's vagina.

Dude, your a fucking feltch baby

by In3rtia January 28, 2007

feltbag

ugly person.

that dress makes you look like a fat feltbag.

by amy and sam :) October 27, 2008