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Fist Feltchers

1. A fictional biker gang who, rather than run "normal" illegal activities such as drug smuggling or prostitution, specialize in really dirty fetish porn. They would import or produce the foulest sleaze imaginable. Other bikers would have nothing to do with them because of their retarded schemes and their disturbing willingness to get involved in the production of rotten porn.
2. A disgusting biker wannabe that rips up and down residential areas. The only reason they would be doing so is because they are running dirty fetish porn.
1. "I heard about those Fist Feltchers. Don't they distribute illegal hardcore scheisse porn, bukkake, and vomit? I also heard that their founder, Cuntpuncher Pete, died in an unfortunate feltching accident involving an industrial shop-vac; his dying words were "Ooooh, my feltch hole hurts!!!" as his insides were vacuumed out of his ass by a fat broad that looks like Mimi from Drew Carey, but in a gimp suit."
2. "There goes another goddamn Fist Feltcher! At the speed he was going, he must be late for filming a scene with a goat."
by Greg the Angry Pole January 28, 2008
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Jorian Fulcher

Everyone loves her personalty, shes sweet, cares, doesnt lie in relationship, always has people guessing, friends with everyone, loves music. Shes fun to be around, loves to make people laugh.
Jorian Fulcher Lots of people say they love who she is
by Batman97 July 6, 2012
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Felcherpillar

Aaron: I felched that guy good!
Me: Dude you are one sick felcherpillar!
by Lewis Williams July 26, 2008
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felchcraft

inserting a gerbil in the anus with a tube, using a light to lure then inside the anus.
invented in Germany for homosexual men.
"dude last night I did the felchcraft for the first time."
by ceezR19 March 6, 2009
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Fart Fetcher

Someone who willingly walks into an area known to have just been farted in
I left a bad rump rocket in the kitchen and told Jeff about it, being the dumbass fart fetcher he is, he walked into the kitchen and proceeded to masturbate.
by TheDungeonRaper April 5, 2010
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Feltcher

When Jake sucks the cum out of the other Jakes asshole, then sticks a worm up each others ass and sucks it out.
"DAMN JAKE! HURRY UP WITH THAT FELTCHING! Your getting just as bad as Steves mom...CATCH UP! Damn Jake, you are the worse feltcher I have ever fucked!"
by CakeFaceJake October 18, 2008
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feltcher belcher

When a man ejaculates into someones asshole and then continues to suck the semen out of the butt through a straw.
by :) April 15, 2004
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