Febrezeorant

Using a can of Febreze as a deodorant when low or out of spray on deodorant. The smell provided is rather fresh, depending on the scent of Febreze used. Recomended: fresh laundry.

I ran out of Axe so I just used some Febrezeorant.

by Nick209 October 1, 2012

febreezifix

Febreezifix-to spray a deodorizer in the sign of the cross. Used as an extra precaution when trying to eliminate extremely foul odors. Especially aromas emanating from flatulence and bowel movements.

After a dinner of fine bean burritos, I used a febreeziifix of fresh spring air in the bathroom. Hopefully, the febreezifix will clear the bathroom of the eye-burning fumes.

Being our co-worker refuses to bathe, I blessed him with a febreezifix.

by jcustomcue February 28, 2013

Febrape

To spray Febreze on an unwilling recipient without his or her permission.

My girlfriend febraped me this morning and now I can't get the taste out of my mouth.

by cjrusty June 18, 2016

febreze balls

When a man freshly washes and manicures his junk he has Febreze Balls.

"Yeah I was going to my girls house but if I wanted her to give me a blow job, she said I had to have febreze balls"

by Baydbetch May 29, 2016

febrasshole

(Febreze+Asshole)

When it smells like shit really bad, and you spray a large amount of Febreze but all that it does is mix with the the fecal essence. So there you have *Febrasshole*

1: "Damn bro, yo booty so hot the Febreze couldn't cut through! it smells like Febrasshole up in here!"

by thismakesnosense• December 20, 2016

Febrectum

Noun

- A procedure in which one empties a can of Febreeze into one's rectum.

Typically used to mask the scent of one's asshole, especially prior to sexual intercourse.

I gave Donald Trump a febrectum. It did not help though.

by mergleopolous January 6, 2017

Febreezed

To be sprayed or spray someone or something with a febreeze can

This little girl febreezed me and now I smell weird.

by chuckschu130 August 5, 2017