Those seemingly shallow looking puddles that appear off the sidewalks of NYC shortly after a rain or snow storm that turn out to be giant lakes only after you step into them.
by Jeremy Ko December 28, 2010
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by Saltyseagal October 4, 2020
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Paul talks out of his ass all the time, then gets super defensive when you call him on his bullshit. Then he just keeps talking and talking. He puts his two cents in every conversation and he's always wrong but will never admit it. He's SUCH a faux-it-all.
by BroolStoryCo May 24, 2011
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Person One: Hey, how's that new job working out for you?
Person Two: Uh... it's... great?
Person One: That's awesome! Give me a call sometime.
Person Two: Sure... big guy... See ya later.
Person Two: Uh... it's... great?
Person One: That's awesome! Give me a call sometime.
Person Two: Sure... big guy... See ya later.
by Jason and Richard August 19, 2003
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T: Nah son, I gave her a faux number.
T: Nah son, I gave her a faux number.
by Hace The Ace October 2, 2007
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by BX9438q May 26, 2003
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