A nicer and less obvious way of saying FML (which stands for "F" My Life). Particularly good for status updates on Facebook or while driving in cars with children in the back.
You miss your exit when you were already late and your child is screaming in the back seat..."Frappuccino Mocha Latte!"
A beverage purchased from Starbucks which causes a delay and a queue to form. Particularly popular with the person in front of you when you are rushing to get coffee at the station for the morning commute.
Sorry I'm late, the dafttart in front of me ordered a faffuccino