Lying Dog Faced Pony Soldier

Someone who lies about having ever been to a caucus.

Person 1: I was a democratic caucus. Have you ever been to a caucus?
Person 2: *Nauds head*
Person 1: No you haven't. You're a Lying Dog Faced Pony Soldier

by ol' fashioned glizzy gobbler September 23, 2021

Facedistracted

When a person is trying to do something important like write a paper or study but looses their focus and gets on facebook to procrastinate

I started to do homework but got facedistracted.

by poptartjesus December 8, 2009

shatter-faced

when one has reached "black-out mode" by consuming so much alcohol or other mind altering substances and nonsense rambling and chunks of vomit are the only thing you can spew out of your mouth.

dog, pat is fucking shatter-faced yo.

by mc rb March 23, 2007

turkey faced

To be extremely intoxicated, to the point of blacking out and having double vision.

yo, that guy is totally turkey faced

by cmj14221 February 11, 2008

Hutt Faced

Getting so drunk that you have past the Shit-Faced stage and are now Hutt Faced.

J Hutt gets so wasted that shit faced doesn't even describe how drunk he was. He went from Shit-Faced to Hutt Faced!

by brennanhuff October 20, 2009

Red Faced Push

When you are taking a shit and have to exert extreme force in order to expel it out of your ass, thus causing more blood to rush to your face.

***Caution, this can break face capillaries.

Dave: "Hey, Unis, we can't go out to the bar tonight."

Unis: "Why is that?"

Dave: "I'm doing a red faced push and some of my capillaries might burst. I don't want my bro to see me like this."

Unis: "Well dear, you know I hear that Loreal matte make up works wonders!"

by titans101 May 8, 2010

open faced ruben

An infected vagina with white cheese (puss)

I was really into Claire until I pulled down her yoga pants and saw an open faced ruben.

by JMFE April 6, 2011