Facebag

The service Facebag is largely comparable to other social networking sites. Facebag claims to be one of the biggest social networks in the Balkans, Africa, and Mongolia, with reportedly about ten million members as of April 2006, mostly in the German-speaking countries of Germany, Switzerland and Austria. Currently, Facebag survives entirely on donated funds and venture capitalists, such as Persian celebrity Reva Hooman Anousheh.

Facebag sections feature topics that are pertinent to gentlemen, and of course, ladies. The sections include:

* Fashion & Lifestyle

* Fine Living

* Cars

* Health & Sports

* Dating & Love

* Car Reviews

* Sexuality

* Women

* Men

* Power & Money

* Entertainment

* Gaming

* Ladies

* Amateur hypnotism

* Poker

* Joke of the Day

* Sexy Male Official of the Day

* Cool Site of the Day

* ??????

* Profit

Contrary to popular belief implemented through a plethora of overblown media hype, Facebag does not have a under-the-table deal with networks of sweater vest enthusiasts needing servers to share photographic content of their investments.

Facebag is currently down, but expecting redeployment in the future.

"Facebag is just awesome."

"Good girls don't say no .... to Facebag"

by marina69 May 29, 2009

FaceBlocked

The action of being blocked on Facebook, usually following either a stalking, harassment, or abrasive wall-pokes.

not to be confused with faceblocked.com

Evan- "Marc, man, Jillian just faceblocked me after i said she was a dirty ho"
Marc-"ROFL thats wicked, but im too sexy to be faceblocked."

by Evanb128 February 16, 2009

facebake

Facebake - 1. to wake and bake (see wake and bake) with the company of facebook. 2. the act of using facebook while under the influence of a morning stonedie.

"I facebaked this morning and lost three hours of my sweet, precious time."

by myjosephine February 24, 2010

Facebbatical

a rest from logging on/using Facebook that could last for a week to a month. The user will stay facebbatical until something new and eventful thing happens in their life.

I am definitely going on a Facebbatical. Facebook is taking so much of my time.

by meiling2009 November 11, 2009

faceboast

Undaunted exhibitionism is the primary activity of facetards

If you had a life you wouldn't see fit to faceboast anything

by OsirusT May 26, 2013

Faceblog

Using Multiple comments in a Facebook message to create a story, such as in a blog.

OMG, Have you been reading about Ed’s horrible United flight? He has been Faceblogging the whole thing.

by ebbb July 22, 2018

ex-facebeau

An ex-boyfriend who becomes friends with you on Facebook hoping to get into your pants again.

My husband is so pissed, Eddie, my ex-facebeau, just invited me to his art opening in Soho.

by dear frannie January 27, 2009