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Facebaking

Smoking some devil lettuce and then harassing your friends on facebook by making HILARIOUS comments on their pages, pictures, and conversations.
You could try FaceBaking Roony by posting to his wall. "Yo Roony why ya such a snail chomper?" or "Damn dog why you such a salty whore?!"
by CaptainBruno April 26, 2010
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Facebooking

Hitting Gene over the head with a book.
Trying to knock some sense into Gene, we thought facebooking was our only solution. So we grabbed a dictionary and had at him. It didn't make him smarter, but it sure was fun! (i think it straightened his nose a little too!)
by facebook this April 1, 2010
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FaceBaiting

The act of posting on an acquaintance's wall after seeing them go idle in your friend list in order to bait them into getting back online. Usually targeted at women with whom the FaceBaiter is only loosely acquainted with the ultimate goal of starting a chat conversation without the appearance of trying.
Person: You talk to that girl from the party last weekend?

FaceBaiter: I was just about to but then she went offline. That bitch is never on!

Person: Dude, try FaceBaiting her. Tag her in a picture then you can mack all over that bitch when she gets back on. Get some!
by the zuckerbeast March 15, 2011
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facefucking

to talk sexually with someone of the opposite sex via the social network site facebook
dude i was facefucking your sister last night on my laptop
by thejuiceramsam June 17, 2011
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facebooking

To take pictures anywhere only for the purpose to put them on facebook.
I saw Jenny with a camera at the party yesterday, we all know she was just facebooking though.
by Jellypop January 19, 2007
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Facebooking

engaging in sexual activity, to fuck bitches

History: in general conversation about going out and wanting to fuck bitches, you may abbreviate into FB, which is very similar to the the popular social network Facebook.
Facebooking is the only reason I'm going out to the club tonight
by buck the fox September 17, 2012
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Facebooking

Yesterday Tommy and I were facebooking for some fine ass honies
by Emmitt J. December 9, 2008
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